SLS Ruined My Life Sweater - Asphalt (PREORDER)

Have you been affected by a certain rock n roll band? Do you hear their songs when your eyes are closed? Do your loved ones beg you to quit humming along? Do they fear looking you in the eyes as they watch you descend the cold, bitter slopes of personal ruin?

You are not entitled to any compensation. But here's a sweater you can buy.

• Printed by our own Mike Trujillo @ Jet Black Screen Printing
• 100% Cotton
• Design by Eric Bubas

This is a PREORDER item. Estimated ship date: Nov 3, 2026